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PostSubject: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:42 pm

Rodila Fata dete sa šest glava.Vratio se Mujo kući i pita:
-Fato, kako je dete?
A ona će:
-Ko zmaj!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:43 pm

DA BOG DA TI ISPALI KLJUČEVI USRED GEY PARADE!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:44 pm

ja Łepa ti Łep . .ja pametna ti i dalje Łep . .
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:45 pm

Status veze: ne da mi mama…..
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:45 pm

U mog dragog obrve debele, kad ga vidim, mislim da je tele .
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:45 pm

Facebook je tako čvrst, zalepi te za stolicu !
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:45 pm

Što se tiče ispita.. mogu ispit’ jedno pivo..
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:46 pm

Bože meni tako malo treba ispod ovog svetog neba – jedna pljeskavica od 200 i litar Coca-Cola.
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:46 pm

Od danas sam na noćnoj dijeti, ništa ne jedem dok spavam
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:46 pm

Tragedija u kući , luster mi se obesio a frižider mrtav ‘ladan!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:48 pm

Don’t touch prekidač, ‘oće struja kill…!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:48 pm

Ako voliš moga momka, na to imaš pravo.. al kad prodješ pokraj mene bar mi reci “Zdravo!“
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:48 pm

- Troje ljudi mi je poslalo “kada ćeš umreti”…Jeste li vi to samo radoznali ili treba da se zabrinem?
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:49 pm

Pita Perica mamu: -’Mama, lete li anđeli?’ -’Da,
dušo, lete.’ -’Sinoć je tata rekao dadilji ‘anđele’. Kad će ona
leteti?’ -’Sutra, dušo.’
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:49 pm

Probaj da me skineš…ALI PREKO DOWNLOAD-A!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:49 pm

Ne možeš ti biti dobar glumac, koliko ja mogu biti dobar režiser!?
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:49 pm

Zašto je nebo plavo? Zato što Bog navija za CHELSEA!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:49 pm

Mala šta si u horoskopu..?? Vodolija što..?Pa zašto onda glumiš ribu..?
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:50 pm

…Kakva si ni Mts ti ne šalje poruke više…
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:50 pm

Devojke kažu da je poradjanje teško, a nikad nisu igrali CS sa lošim net-om?!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:50 pm

Eh ti NOGOMETAŠI .. obaraju s nogu…
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:51 pm

Zašto babe ne nose mini suknje?? -Da im se ne vide sise..
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:51 pm

Zašto je Džej postao pevač? Zato što je mnogo mali da bi preturao po kontejnerima!!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:51 pm

Šta je sreća u nesreći? Kada ti neko izmakne električnu stolicu…?!
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PostSubject: Re: Смешни сатуси: Мици   Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:51 pm

Ja LjuBiLa Bi GaDa, Al’ On IGrA cOuNtEr SaDa…
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